December 2009
50 posts
low 40’s all next week in abq, forecasted snow, friday/saturday in flag. thank you for readying yourselves hometowns.
i just got back from giving out candy to random people at two in the morning on christmas. merry christmas. that’s really all i’ve got to say.
Christmas here, is like narnia. only backwards.
(always christmas, never winter…)
i may be working christmas eve/day, new years and thanksgiving, but at least, AT LEAST i have FESTIVUS off.
if
anyone had told me that the holidays here would be THIS crazy, i think i would have said, oh no thank you.
seriously, who says “let’s go to disney for christmas”???
apparently around 40000 people. and that’s just my park…
sigh…
i’ve realized today that,
1) i love those moments in which my reaction to something i’ve said or done is “oh, i am my father/mother’s son.” 2) Walgreens Brand saltines are to crackers, what sweet time red twists are to licorice. not very good, but cheap enough to justify it.
3) i could have had a lot more money than i do right now, if i had decided not to do...
i think
if i knew or cared what my tumblarity meant, i’d be offended that it’s currently zero. as it is though, i really do not give a shit.
HOME in 2 WEEKS!!!
dude, you just robbed a bank! getting cigarrettes should be the least of your...
– random one of my roommates friends that is currently in my apartment
so
i was feeling pretty homesick today, and i thought maybe making one of my favorite things that my mom makes for me might help. that plan backfired. now i just miss the real thing…
i guess i’ll just drink my tea and go to bed…
god is great, beer is good,
and people are crazy.
story of my life.
first, i started eating healthier, then, i started working out all kinds, now, i’m talking about running a 5K?
i’m a little scared of me right now.
MMX
is now, just 3 weeks away. how bout that.
Ambition at its best
Tim Tribou: like there's this thing here called the kitchen sink. it's 8 scoops of ice cream, every topping they have and a whole can of whipped cream. if you finish it in under an hour it's free
-yes. it's happening. and it will NOT be pretty. nor will my poos the following days.
BOOM!
SUCK IT FALL SEMESTER 2009!!! I AM DONE WITH YOU!!!!!!
2: look up christmas songs i have in my library on... →
i could stand it if would drop about 43 degrees. that would put it at 7 degrees. positive. i’d be ok with it.
i will never
be able to hear feliz navidad and not think of the sesame street christmas special from 1978.
i was hopin for snow shoes or maybe a bike but when i asked him for fun he brought me aim & ignite.
the only way my breakfast could be manlier, would be if i had steak instead of ham…
ohhh the things i can’t afford.
no there’s no place like home for the holidays…
sigh.
today!!!
i’m seeing the Trans-Siberian Orchestra for the 3rd, count it 3rd! time.
whoever first saw a mushroom and said “hey, i should eat this.” must have been a very hungry man.
ok, seriously???
LAS CRUCES NM has snow right now. WHAT THE FUCK!??
maybe it's just me
but it doesn’t feel like it’s december.
People of the Interweb
today, i have decided to share one of my shortcomings with all of you. the entire interweb will know that: I cannot fry an egg. No matter how hard i try. they always wind up scrambled. it is most unfortunate when you consider that eggs over medium is my favorite way of having an egg.